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Do Ducks Fart? A Question in Two Languages

I took my sons to feed the ‘local ducks’ after school on Monday this week. I had some stale bread*. The sun was shining so we dawdled home and took a detour after picking my eldest up from school.

*DO NOT FEED BREAD TO THE DUCKS. BREAD IS NOT GOOD FOR DUCKS. FEED THEM SWEETCORN*

Do Ducks Fart?

As we approached the oversized pond a pair of black coots and their offspring swam nonchalantly over to us and waited for huge chunks of old bread to be lugged at their heads (my two year old has not grasped quite how small the pieces of bread should be, or that he can throw it gently near the ducks). As my two older boys were throwing slices of bread a larger white duck came waddling over to get in on the action.

My eldest turned his attention to the newcomer and proceeded to throw bread atΒ for the white duck. When the duck had finished his meal he shook his feathers and flapped his wings (when I say he, I don’t exclude she – who knows?). My eldest son started laughing,

“Volgens mij mama heeft hij net een poepie gelaten.” (“I think that duck just farted.”) Then he stopped giggling and looked very seriously at me to ask,

“Laten eendjes wel poepies mama?” (Do ducks fart mama?)

“I imagine so,” I replied, blindsided by the unexpected question.

Before I became a mother, I had never contemplated whether a duck passes wind. It has never come up before in any conversation I have ever had. It’s not a topic du jour.Β Now it’s a question I am pondering in two languages. I told my son I imagined a duck could fart (though I didn’t use that word with him – it’s not a word a bilingual five year old needs to add to his vocabulary – his Dutch vocabulary is already more than sufficient on this subject….) but actually I don’t know. So I googled it. I wish I hadn’t.

I do now know that a Duck Fart is a cocktail (and a nice sounding one at that) but whether ducks actually fart…. none the wiser. I read on one site that they don’t. They can’t get rid of gases so if you give them gassy food they explode…… Another site assured me that ducks do indeed fart – why on earth else would there be bubbles in the water around ducks? *sigh*

I would like to be able to go back to my curious son and give him the correct answer. So…. question of the week:

“Laten eendjes wel poepies?”

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8 thoughts on “Do Ducks Fart? A Question in Two Languages”

  1. I live in England and me and my girlfriend regularly feed the ducks sweetcorn in the village pond. They love it and go crazy for it. Even the seagulls fly in and sample it. I had heard that bread is bad for birds in general.

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  2. OMG ;-),
    I sincerely hope you’ll be better prepared when puberty hits and your “little” one wants to know what these male ducks are doing with / to the female duck… πŸ˜‰

    On your original gasseous question, to the best of my knowledge all vertebrates have a digestive system (partially) dependent on bacteria for proper digestion of foods eaten. As the guts are typically a low oxygen environment, methane gas tends to be a side product of food breakdown into absorbable nutrients and will be expelled with all other olfactory surprises πŸ˜‰
    In short; yes all (vertebrate) animals fart.

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